I'll help you. [a sigh.] You'll be useless without me.

And anyway, I have to pick up a lot of things from home. You have to understand that what we're doing is all too sudden and they may not like you at all. [hits his head lightly with his fist.] Your title will probably save you from being thrown out of the house, though. So there's that.

At least my mom won't have to worry about me being poor. [he even has a tailor and all.]