[But you're my sharpened axe, Kuroo would say to that. He runs his fingers through Tsukki's hair fondly, though.]

We might have to for some of the charity ones, so that people can see from time to time that their favorite Count Kuroo is happily settled with a most handsome Terran, and maybe even likes to help the Earth because of the said Terran lover's influence. The government and diplomatic ones are nonsense, though. They'd just attack you.

[He pauses, though.] You don't mind, do you? That sort of life, where you'd sometimes be a topic of controversy. They'd never reach us in the landing castle, but...